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WALLY PFISTER HAS A FUNNY NAME

Wally Pfister


HOLLYWOOD - It was revealed late last night that cinematographer and film director Wally Pfister has a 'funny name'. The news partly explained the poor performance of his new film Transcendence.

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT JOHNNY DEPP

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HOLLYWOOD - Following his amazing performance in Wally Pfister's Transcendence, Johnny Depp is back to take over the world but what do we really know about him? We uploaded the FACT program and now have brought about a post-technological apoca-FACT!

1. Johnny Depp used to be an actor!

ENDER'S HUNGER GAMES OF THRONES ANNOUNCED

Paul W.S. Anderson (we think)
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HOLLYWOOD - In what is sure to be a massively popular move, Paul W.S. Anderson director of such classics as Aliens Vs. Predators, Resident Evil and The Master has announced his next project: an Ender's Game, Hunger Games, Game of Thrones mash-up to be entitled Ender's Hunger Games of Thrones.


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THE VATICAN - After a another year in which scandals have rocked the Catholic Church, the Vatican PR department have decided it's high time they rolled the dice and brought out the big guns.

RICK-HARD: THE ALAN RICKMAN DIARIES

In a new series, character actor, Severus Snape and human being Alan Rickman reveals his innermost thoughts.




The Secret of Ball-Musk.

Serge, my manager, is the worst human being I have ever met. I have never had so much success since I hired him and I've never been so f*cking depressed. 

KIRSTEN DUNST'S NOTES FOR WOMEN


HOLLYWOOD - Hi, my name is Kirsten Dunst. You might recall me from such brilliant films as Spider-Man 2 and Maria Antoinette! Lately I've been talking about men and women. And specifically women and some of my statements have been misinterpreted so I'm here to set things straight.

3 'NEW' KUBRICK FILMS TO BE RELEASED

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LONDON - Three brand new Stanley Kubrick films are due to be released in the next five years, according to film producer and long-time Kubrick collaborator Jan Harlan.
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