NICOLAS CAGE AND TOM HANKS REVEAL THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON

HOLLYWOOD – Nicolas Cage revealed today that he is also Tom Hanks. The news rocked the world of show business today that Tom Hanks and Nicolas Cage are in fact one and the same person. The star of Con Air and Philadelphia announced the news via Tumblr. For many years I have lived a lie. … Continue reading “NICOLAS CAGE AND TOM HANKS REVEAL THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON”

NICOLAS CAGE TO PLAY RONALD REAGAN

WASHINGTON – Nicolas Cage has confirmed he will be playing Ronald Reagan in Oliver Stone’s Reagan. Jessica Biel is rumored to be on board for the role of the First Lady Nancy. Cage stated that he looked forward to the challenges of the role: Ronald Reagan is a giant figure in our recent political history and he represented … Continue reading “NICOLAS CAGE TO PLAY RONALD REAGAN”

NICOLAS CAGE: ‘IS THIS THE REAL LIFE, OR JUST FANTASY?’

HOLLYWOOD – Nicolas Cage revealed today he isn’t sure when he is taking part in a professional film production or having a genuine roller coaster adventure, with high octane action and high stakes. Speaking exclusively to the Studio Exec, Cage expressed his genuine concern at not knowing the distinction. Hey Nic, so what is this? Some kind … Continue reading “NICOLAS CAGE: ‘IS THIS THE REAL LIFE, OR JUST FANTASY?’”

NICOLAS CAGE FILM KILLS WITHIN 5 YEARS

HOLLYWOOD – The World Health Organisation confirmed today that anyone who has watched the Nicolas Cage film Left Behind will be dead within five years. Doctor Habbleaver of the Swedish Institute for Movie Death told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY: When Left Behind first appeared on our radar, except for a few esteemed virologists, no one took it seriously. … Continue reading “NICOLAS CAGE FILM KILLS WITHIN 5 YEARS”

ALL NICOLAS CAGE FILMS ARE FAKE NICOLAS CAGE FILMS

HOLLYWOOD – Following the discovery that two ‘fake’ Nicolas Cage films had been sold at Cannes earlier this year, it has been revealed that in fact all Nicolas Cage films are fake Nicolas Cage films.  Swiss film historian and cheese expert Xavier Poulis explained: There was a real Nic Cage. Nephew to Francis Ford Coppola, … Continue reading “ALL NICOLAS CAGE FILMS ARE FAKE NICOLAS CAGE FILMS”

THE PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTIONARY NICOLAS CAGE PARTY

HOLLYWOOD – The Studio Exec received this manifesto from a group styling itself the Nicholas Cage Revolutionary Party. Here it is in full. We of THE PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTIONARY NICOLAS CAGE PARTY invite all those sick of the TYRANNY of quality and the OPPRESSIVE strictures of nuance, subtlety and believe-ability to unite under the banner of NICOLAS CAGE and … Continue reading “THE PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTIONARY NICOLAS CAGE PARTY”

NIC CAGE BRINGS CON AIR MUSICAL TO BROADWAY

NEW YORK – A musical version of Simon West’s hit action film Con Air is being readied for its Broadway debut, featuring a rare musical performance from the original star Nicolas Cage. With music by Stewart Copeland (formerly of The Police) and a ‘Book’ by British lyricist Tim Rice, casting is complete and rehearsals have … Continue reading “NIC CAGE BRINGS CON AIR MUSICAL TO BROADWAY”

BEN AFFLECK TO STAR IN TIM BURTON’S SUPERMAN LIVES

HOLLYWOOD – Ben Affleck cast as the Man of Steel in Superman Lives. Tim Burton‘s Superman Lives will finally see the light of day with Ben Affleck taking the role of Superman. The long-gestating project which initially saw Nicolas Cage stuff the tights has finally got the green light. Burton told the SE EXCLUSIVELY: Look, … Continue reading “BEN AFFLECK TO STAR IN TIM BURTON’S SUPERMAN LIVES”

DAVID LYNCH TO FILM WILD AT HEART TV SERIES FOR NETFLIX

HOLLYWOOD – David Lynch agrees to film TV series of Wild at Heart. Following the success of Twin Peaks: the Return, David Lynch is once more looking to the small screen for a spin off of his 1990 hit Wild at Heart. The original movie starred Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern as lovers Sailor and … Continue reading “DAVID LYNCH TO FILM WILD AT HEART TV SERIES FOR NETFLIX”

PAUL FEIG TO REMAKE DIRTY DANCING

HOLLYWOOD – Paul Feig has announced that he is ready to start pre-production on a horror version of the beloved coming of age classic Dirty Dancing (1987) titled Dawn of The Dirty Dancing (2016) The script, written by Child’s Play (1988) scribe Don Mancini, has been circulating Hollywood for years and at one point Patrick Swayze … Continue reading “PAUL FEIG TO REMAKE DIRTY DANCING”

BFI SEASON OF FILMS INSPIRED BY THE FALL

LONDON – This summer the BFI are programming a whole season of films inspired by the music and lyrics of British post-punk band The Fall, led by Mark E. Smith. Seven films will be shown at the BFI on London’s South Bank from June the 19th to June the 29th, 2015, comprising some obscure works … Continue reading “BFI SEASON OF FILMS INSPIRED BY THE FALL”

JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT IS EDWARD SNOWDEN

HOLLYWOOD – First look at Joseph Gordon Levitt as Edward Snowden in Oliver Stone’s new film Snowden. The film, which also stars Nicolas Cage, tells the story of the most famous whistle blower of recent years and subject of this year’s Oscar winning documentary Citizenfour. Shailene Woodley is also confirmed as Snowden’s girlfriend Lindsay Mills. … Continue reading “JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT IS EDWARD SNOWDEN”

POMPEII RECEIVES RECORD NUMBER OF OSCAR NOMINATIONS

HOLLYWOOD – As predicted Paul Thomas Anderson’s gladiator/disaster movie, Pompeii, is dominating the Oscars nominations with over thirty nods. Read the Oscar nominations in full below. Best picture Pompeii A Million Ways to Die in the West Pompeii Dumb and Dumber To Pompeii Left Behind Pompeii The Grand Budapest Hotel Pompeii Best director  Paul Thomas Anderson … Continue reading “POMPEII RECEIVES RECORD NUMBER OF OSCAR NOMINATIONS”

BRAIN FACE DELAYED

HOLLYWOOD – Marvel have confirmed that Edgar Wright’s Brain Face has been delayed following what is being called ‘conceptual stasis’ by an insider. Fans of the comic book have long waited for a movie version of the cult graphic novel series, but it looks like they will have to wait some more. For those unfamiliar … Continue reading “BRAIN FACE DELAYED”