WOODY ALLEN DONATES SALARY TO ME TOO AND SWEARS NEVER TO WORK WITH HIMSELF AGAIN

NEW YORK – Actor and film director Woody Allen has sworn he will never work with himself again and has pledged his salary to the MeToo movement. Woody Allen joins Greta Gerwig, Rebecca Hall and Timothée Chalamet in publically distancing himself from the work of the legendary comedian and director. Woody explained to the Studio Exec: … Continue reading “WOODY ALLEN DONATES SALARY TO ME TOO AND SWEARS NEVER TO WORK WITH HIMSELF AGAIN”

WOODY ALLEN TO PLAY JOKER IN JOKER ORIGIN MOVIE

HOLLYWOOD – Woody Allen is to play the young Joker in an origin movie of Batman’s most famous villain. The Studio Exec can confirm that Woody Allen is in talks to play the Clown Prince of Crime in a new Warner Bros. movie about the origins of the Joker. The Hangover director Todd Phillips will … Continue reading “WOODY ALLEN TO PLAY JOKER IN JOKER ORIGIN MOVIE”

MEL GIBSON AND WOODY ALLEN BRAWL IN PUBLIC

LOS ANGELES – Earlier this evening in one of the high class dining places in West Hollywood, Mel Gibson was enjoying a quiet dinner with a couple of intimate friends (Whoopi Goldberg and Vin Diesel), when Woody Allen walked in. ‘Woody spotted Mel immediately,’ said one patron of Chez Dave. ‘He just took a bee-line to … Continue reading “MEL GIBSON AND WOODY ALLEN BRAWL IN PUBLIC”

SNEAK PEEK: MILEY CYRUS AND WOODY ALLEN COLLABORATION

NEW YORK – Miley Cyrus and Woody Allen’s new show has only just begun filming but we have managed to sneak a peek of a still from the show, tentatively titled When Woody Met Miley. Miley Cyrus and Woody Allen came in to the Studio Exec brown stone to talk about their new project. How did … Continue reading “SNEAK PEEK: MILEY CYRUS AND WOODY ALLEN COLLABORATION”

WHY BRUCE WILLIS WAS FIRED FROM WOODY ALLEN MOVIE

NEW YORK – Woody Allen today revealed for the first time why Bruce Willis left his new movie, even though shooting had already begun with the actor. When Bruce Willis left the new Woody Allen as yet untitled movie, rumors immediately began to fly as to the reason. The official explanation was that it was due … Continue reading “WHY BRUCE WILLIS WAS FIRED FROM WOODY ALLEN MOVIE”

WOODY ALLEN TRILOGY PLANNED

NEW YORK, BARCELONA, LONDON, ROME – Writer, wit, film-maker, clarinet player and international playboy, Woody Allen talked EXCLUSIVELY to Studio Exec today about his post-Batman plans. “I’ve been working on a series of scripts for a trilogy,” said Woody Allen, laughing. “Once I’m done with Gotham, I want to get back out there and do … Continue reading “WOODY ALLEN TRILOGY PLANNED”

WOODY ALLEN WEARS TROUSERS TO CANNES

CANNES – Woody Allen’s new film Irrational Man is showing at the Cannes Film Festival, but everyone was talking about the extravagant film director’s outrageous wardrobe. Known the world over for his witty comedic films, occasional dramas and wonderful repartee, Woody Allen is also known – especially in France – as an iconoclastic dresser who … Continue reading “WOODY ALLEN WEARS TROUSERS TO CANNES”

WOODY ALLEN TAKES OVER EXPENDABLES 4

SUNDANCE – Woody Allen turned up at a surprise Sundance panel to reveal he is to write, direct and star in The Expendables 4, taking over from Sylvester Stallone. Stallone, who was also in attendance said he would stay on board as an executive producer but added he was delighted to have the 79 year old Jewish … Continue reading “WOODY ALLEN TAKES OVER EXPENDABLES 4”

WOODY ALLEN TO DIRECT GAME OF THRONES SPIN OFF

HOLLYWOOD – Film director and comedy clarinet player, Woody Allen has signed up to write a Game of Thrones spin off for Amazon. The New York based director spoke EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec shortly after penning the deal: I’m absolutely delighted to have this opportunity. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but cinematically I’ve been … Continue reading “WOODY ALLEN TO DIRECT GAME OF THRONES SPIN OFF”

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT WOODY ALLEN

HOLLYWOOD – Comedian, actor, director, writer and hat model Woody Allen has long been considered the funniest bespectacled madcap that New York has ever produced (sorry, Billy Crystal). And yet, how much do we really know about the zany? Exclusively, the Studio Exec is going to give you 5 FACT zingers to the one best … Continue reading “5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT WOODY ALLEN”

FIRST LOOK AT WOODY ALLEN’S BATMAN: A DISAPPOINTMENT

HOLLYWOOD – Everyone knew that it was a brave choice after the success of Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight Trilogy to hand over DC Comic’s biggest superhero star to an eclectic auteur like Woody Allen. ‘We always knew Woody’s Batman would be a totally different creature to Christopher’s,’ said producer Sarah Green. ‘But I have to … Continue reading “FIRST LOOK AT WOODY ALLEN’S BATMAN: A DISAPPOINTMENT”

WOODY ALLEN REVEALS HIS NEW BATMAN: EDDIE MARSAN

HOLLYWOOD – Woody Allen’s new Batman film took a decisive step forward today, with the announcement of a principle cast. The English character actor, Eddie Marsan has snaffled up the choice lead role with Kenneth Brannagh appearing as arch-villain the Riddler. Diane Keaton plays Cat Woman and Scarlett Johansson … Scarlett J… Scarlett… will play … Continue reading “WOODY ALLEN REVEALS HIS NEW BATMAN: EDDIE MARSAN”

WOODY ALLEN RULES HIMSELF OUT OF STAR WARS 7

NEW YORK – Film director and Oscars fanatic Woody Allen today ruled himself out of the running as director of Star Wars: Episode Seven. ‘I’m going to be too busy with my Batman film,’ said Allen. ‘I’m just, I mean it’s ludicrous. I … I …. I don’t believe it.’ The news came only minutes … Continue reading “WOODY ALLEN RULES HIMSELF OUT OF STAR WARS 7”

BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 4. WOODY ALLEN

HOLLYWOOD – For many the finest comedian cinema has known, Woody Allen today agreed to sit down and give an in-depth interview EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec. Woody Allen answers the door in his sweats. ‘Hey come in,’ he says. ‘I was just getting in a quick workout before breakfast.’ He leads me through to … Continue reading “BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES 4. WOODY ALLEN”